Anna speaks #1

May 28th, 2008

Anna

This is a picture of Anna with blue contact lenses and a squished face. I don’t know any Koreans with blue eyes.

“Shut up the fuck up you stupid stupid”

This is my lovely girl friend Anna. We have been together for almost one year now. I’d like to think that we are an excellent match. Anna and I spend a decent amount of time with each other every day, allot of my peers would say too much. My days rarely go wrong since they are often routine. The day can be so routine that I will predict when Anna will start to get annoyed by any little thing that I do. When Anna is in this state she could be most interesting . I don’t believe that love hurts, but I do believe that you can hurt if love leaves you. Regardless of how Anna’s cruel her insults are, I will still love her and I know that she will still love me(Apparently I’m really annoying).

This is the begining of a weekly entry titled “Anna speaks” a collection of amusing quotes (Said only out of frustration) intended to harm me from my girl friend Anna.


5 Responses to “Anna speaks #1”

  1. Pink Cotton on May 29, 2008 7:53 am

    hehe it is really sweet of you to dedicate posts to your gf…

    looking fwd to reading em =)

  2. Bengbeng on May 29, 2008 5:11 pm

    a weekly mouth piece for quotes from her would b interesting

  3. Kevin Lee on May 30, 2008 6:59 am

    I have never heard of this. Quoting your girl friends rages of bitchfits towards you. This should be interesting.

  4. Arthur on May 31, 2008 1:07 am

    A genius Idea I must admit.

  5. Dana on June 3, 2008 7:29 pm

    Using stupid as both an adjective and a noun, that deserves some points for creativity.

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