Anna speaks #2

June 5th, 2008

Anna Speaks

The girl is this picture is my lovely girlfriend Anna whom I love very much. Im not trying to make her out to be a bitch

Rufus: Hey love

Anna: Hey why didn’t you pick up your phone, I saw you on AIM (concerned)

Rufus: Oh the connection probably timed out. I signed off a long time ago

Anna: What are you talking about? If you timed out your status wouldn’t be displaying logged in.

Rufus: It is possible to be signed out while in reality my status says logged in.

Now both of us are talking at the same time aggressively

Anna: No you can’t, your so dumb.

Rufus: What the fuck, how can you say that? I’m the one with a CISCO Networking certification. How the hell are you going to tell me how the internet works?

Anna: Oh my gosh, you think you know everything don’t you?

Rufus: You know what this is stupid, its not important.

Anna: You know i’m right dumb ass, what ever…you are soo annoying. Get away from me.

Rufus: Omg this is so stupid (I follow chasing)

Anna speaks #1

May 28th, 2008

Anna

This is a picture of Anna with blue contact lenses and a squished face. I don’t know any Koreans with blue eyes.

“Shut up the fuck up you stupid stupid”

This is my lovely girl friend Anna. We have been together for almost one year now. I’d like to think that we are an excellent match. Anna and I spend a decent amount of time with each other every day, allot of my peers would say too much. My days rarely go wrong since they are often routine. The day can be so routine that I will predict when Anna will start to get annoyed by any little thing that I do. When Anna is in this state she could be most interesting . I don’t believe that love hurts, but I do believe that you can hurt if love leaves you. Regardless of how Anna’s cruel her insults are, I will still love her and I know that she will still love me(Apparently I’m really annoying).

This is the begining of a weekly entry titled “Anna speaks” a collection of amusing quotes (Said only out of frustration) intended to harm me from my girl friend Anna.