Anna speaks #2

The girl is this picture is my lovely girlfriend Anna whom I love very much. Im not trying to make her out to be a bitch

Rufus: Hey love

Anna: Hey why didn’t you pick up your phone, I saw you on AIM (concerned)

Rufus: Oh the connection probably timed out. I signed off a long time ago

Anna: What are you talking about? If you timed out your status wouldn’t be displaying logged in.

Rufus: It is possible to be signed out while in reality my status says logged in.

Now both of us are talking at the same time aggressively

Anna: No you can’t, your so dumb.

Rufus: What the fuck, how can you say that? I’m the one with a CISCO Networking certification. How the hell are you going to tell me how the internet works?

Anna: Oh my gosh, you think you know everything don’t you?

Rufus: You know what this is stupid, its not important.

Anna: You know i’m right dumb ass, what ever…you are soo annoying. Get away from me.

Rufus: Omg this is so stupid (I follow chasing)

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Soda dispenser used for satan’s will

Taco Bell soda machine

This is a soda dispenser which in its custody contains many flavors of carbonated drinks that contributes to the number of the obese of this country (USA). However, this dispenser is not like any other. This dispenser is possessed by the spirit of the devil.

First us customers notice a small patch of ice in the drain of this dispenser.

I turn away to check for my order and look back…the pile of ice grew and kept growing.

Ice pouring out of the living dispenser. Everyone looks silently without telling the employees of the demon possessed machine. It seems only a Catholic priest can deliver use from dispenser demon.

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Finally the holy priest has arrived to cleanse the taco temple, now we can enjoy our taco’s and bean burritos.

Don’t get to close to it now.

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